You are truly beautiful.
What do you think you're doing?
Looking for a house.
There's Bel Air, Benedict Canyon, Pacific Palisades.
- Where would you like to go first? - Paris.
1120 Bel Air Road, please.
The ceilings are French Gothic. Renaissance paintings, as you can see.
Parquet floors throughout.
The bathrooms are Italian marble.
This is the master bath.
Why didn't you return my calls?
Do you like it?
No.
- 30 million minimum. - You think?
- I know. - Let's look at it.
- It's not for sale. - Everything's for sale.
This is your house, isn't it?
Do you like it?
Well, it's certainly beautiful.
What do you think it needs?
Tell me. Honestly.
I think it needs a life.
I think it needs furniture and maybe a couple of dogs and flowers.
It needs you.
Just forget it. This just won't work.
Why not?
Because from where we've started we've got nowhere to go.
You don't know that.
I've never started this way either.
I need you.
No.
You collect things.
Don't you?
Sometimes.
Yeah.
Even if you were extremely rich and smart can you be president?
- No. - You couldn't be president? Why not?
I took a second job teaching citizenship, just to keep myself busy.
Ju, where were you born?
I was born in Seoul, Korea.
- OK, where was she born? - She was born in Seoul, Korea.
That drug dealer, he is the president.
In my country he could be both.
Where were you born, Miguel?
- Sorry. - Welcome back.
- Where were you born? - Cuba.
So, how do we say "Cuba" in America?
Cuba.
- Hi. - What are you doing here?
- Isn't this the citizenship class? - Yes.
- Can I sit in? - It's full.
- Cuba. - Thank you.
OK, um...
I have a question for you.
Excuse me. Is there something you'd like to share with us?
I was just saying that you're an amazing woman.
And beautiful.
And talented.
And I am crazy about her.
- You're full of surprises, aren't you? - I'm trying like hell.
- You should go. - You want me to go?
No!
Nice people. They want the Dream.
Well, they saw it in the flesh tonight.
You have chalk on your face.
I have something I wanna show you.
I didn't know whether you like big ones or little ones.
You're so beautiful. Come here.
I didn't have much time to do anything else.
But it's a start.
Dance?
I should go.
I remember once when I was young,
and I was coming back from a movie or something,
I was on the subway.
There was a girl sitting across from me.
She was wearing this dress that was buttoned clear up right to here.
She was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
And I was shy then.
So when she would look at me,
I would look away.
Then, afterwards, when I would look back,
she would look away.
Then I got to where I was gonna get off, and got off. The doors closed.
And as the train was pulling away, she looked right at me
and gave me the most incredible smile.
It was awful. I wanted to tear the doors open.
I went back every night, same time, for two weeks.
But she never showed up.
That was 30 years ago.
And I don't think there's a day that goes by that I don't think about her.
I don't want that to happen again.
Just one dance?
You wanted the driver's side...
I want a word with you, Gage.
What you don't know is we got a secret, me and Diana.
We're invincible.
- Diana, I need to talk... - Tomorrow might be a better time.
Tomorrow might be better, you think?
Johnny-baby, I got a suggestion for you.
You know that emblem you got? The gryphon? The eagle?
I don't think it's a good idea. I got a better idea.
How about the cuckoo? Because... I'm talking to you for a second.
The cuckoo is interesting. It doesn't have its own nest,
so it moves into the nest of other birds and destroys their eggs.
David, stop.
You don't love me any more?
Have I ever told you I love you?
Have a nice dinner.
- Help him. - Here.
Go inside.
You got him?
D.
You've done a lot since USC.
First in your class. AIA award.
- Prix de Rome. - Yeah.
Why would you want this job?
Well, I wanna work.
Overqualified.
Fine. Exploit me.
Great architecture only comes from your passion,
and even that won't assure you a job.
Louis Kahn.
Died in a men's room in Penn Station. For days, no one claimed the body.
Look at that. Is that beautiful?
The money men did not weep,
because the great ones are impossible to deal with.
They're a pain in the ass, because they know that if they do their jobs properly,
if they just this once get it right,
they can actually lift the human spirit, take it to a higher place.
- What is this? - A brick.
Good. What else?
A weapon.
Louis Kahn said, "Even a brick wants to be something."
A brick wants to be something.
It aspires.
Even a common, ordinary brick wants to be something more than it is.
Wants to be something better than it is.
That is what we must be.
See you on Friday.
A brick wants to be something? I bet it doesn't want to be a lawyer.
- What are you doing here? - I missed you.
- I missed you, too. - Thanks.
- How you doin'? - I'm good.
I'm getting it together.
She wants a divorce.
She wants her freedom.
If you don't contest it, you get everything.
The land, the money. Everything.
Where is she?
Hi, everybody. I'm Billy Connolly. Goodbye, everybody.
You may wonder what you're doing here, sitting in the blazing sun,
as the smell of the zoo wafts past your nostrils.
The reason you are here is because you are loaded.
May I say how brilliant it is to see so many people
with an interest in the preservation of endangered species.
Every year, we have this unique way of making money for the cause.
We auction animals. We bid as high as we possibly can,
and the money goes to sponsor these lovely beasts.
Let's start the show with a bang. We've got a superstar as our first animal.
Ladies and gentlemen, the hippo.
The animal itself is far too big and angry to bring along.
Look at this guy. Thousands and thousands of pounds
of aggressive, hostile cellulite.
Weighs slightly less than the average school bus.
And look at that magnificent beastie.
To put him in a better light, to relieve you of some serious money...
Thank you very much.
...we have a kissy-kissy picture.
Isn't that nice?
Ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't dream of starting the bid below $10,000.
- Now, I know it's a lot of money... - 30.
$30,000, ladies and gentlemen!
Call me a sentimental old fool, do I hear 35?
- 35. - $35,000!
- 40. - $40,000!
45,000.
- 50. - $50,000.
I can't believe it. That's extraordinary. 50,000 once,
50,000 twice, ladies and gentlemen...
One million dollars.
I'm sorry?
One million dollars.
Did you say one million dollars, sir?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, one million dollars.
Would anybody care to top that, ladies and gentlemen?
I didn't think so.
In that case, sir, I believe you're the proud owner of a hippo.
Congratulations.
Hello, Diana.
The next animal to take the stand is an ostrich...
I really wanted you to have that money.
I really wanted you to have that hippo.
Maybe you two would like a moment alone.
So...
- How are you... - I hear you're teaching...
- Sorry. - Go ahead.
Yeah. I'm teaching.
You know, it doesn't pay much, but at least I get to talk about architecture.
You know how I love to talk about architecture.
Don't leave, ladies and gentlemen. It's just a shower.
A cheque book makes an ideal umbrella.
Do we have a dolphin? Have we a dolphin and an octopus?
How about tropical fish?
I know. You're running home for more cash.
Come on, ladies and gentlemen. You can find the money.
To hell. I'm gone.
I have to talk to you about what happened.
- Don't. - No. I have to.
Just hear me out.
I think the mistake I made in Vegas
was thinking that I could forget what we did.
I thought we were invincible.
Now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember.
And if they stay together, it's not because they forget,
it's because they forgive.
I was just...
I was just so afraid that you wanted him.
No, actually, I was afraid you were right to want him.
I thought he was the better man.
And I know now he's not. He's just got more money.
I think we should talk.
I am very happy.
Shackleford, have you ever seen me like this?
Can't say that I have.
- Diana's the reason. - Enough for any man.
She is the best of them. Absolutely.
You are the best of them.
"The best of them"?
You said I'm the best of them?
You are.
I don't understand.
Shackleford, could you explain it to her?
What?
I could do that, sir.
But I feel Ms Murphy would rather hear it from you.
OK. All right.
She's the best of the million-dollar club. Obviously.
- "Million-dollar club"? - Now you've got it.
You told me you'd never done that before.
How many members would you say there are?
- Members? - Yeah.
- Worldwide? - Yeah.
I think a couple of dozen.
Remember the one that wouldn't stop hiccuping?
- What? - The waitress from Oklahoma.
Every time you came near her, she would convulse in hiccups.
Yeah. I had forgotten. Quite a night.
The best thing of it is that you know if you're sexually compatible
right from the start.
Shackleford, would you stop the car?
Thank you, John.
Goodbye.
Here.
For luck.
- Take care of him. - Sure.
What was all that about?
I wanted to end it.
She never would have looked at me the way she did at him.
Seven years ago, David proposed to me at Paradise Cove.
I wanted to go there to remember and start over.
Have I ever told you I love you?
No.
I do.
Still?
Always.